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If you’re happy and you know it….

CAPTAINS LOG: 17th March EVOLUTION is a wonderful thing.  Over time, we have gone from the downright fugly to the downright incredible.  Sorry Neanderthal man,  I’m sure at the time you thought you were quite the dandy man around the cave but seriously mate, you were...

Build me up Buttercup

CAPTAINS LOG: 10th March  FRIDAY was International Women’s Day…fabulous right? Isn’t it just so fabulous that we need a dedicated day to remind ourselves that we are capable and worthy of our world?   Yeah…fabulous!   DON’T get me wrong, I have no issue with...

Why eye Pet

CAPTAINS LOG: 3rd March DEAR Diary: Its 4.32am, yes, four fucking thirty-two am on Saturday morning and I’m up. Why you ask? Well, in a time far, far away, I used to get in from a night out around this time on a Saturday morning. Those times are dead. I’m up because...

Singles or Doubles

CAPTAINS LOG: 24th February I had a fab time in my twenties, I truly did.  I had great fun with great friends.  I had a damn fine thirties (post marriage) and loved every minute of it.  I got together with the Boyf  when I was 41 and as I have said before, I think it...

MOB Life (Mum of Boys)

CAPTAINS LOG: 17th February IF anybody told you the worry, guilt, fear and general annoyance that comes with being a parent, I swear to god, you would never do it.  It’s a conspiracy (one that I don’t belong to) that parents never tell want-to-be parents what its...