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Loyalty Scheme

by | Apr 21, 2019 | Uncategorised

CAPTAINS LOG: 21st April 2019 There is a fore-note to this blog…it was supposed to go out last weekend having been written the previous week but due to stuff happening, I thought it prudent to not release it.  Then my voice of reason spoke to me and (I quote) ‘you...

This is my Circus.

by | Apr 14, 2019 | Uncategorised

CAPTAINS LOG:  14th April THIS week I celebrated 10 years of the boys and I living in our house.  When I say celebrated, it wasn’t a party, more of a stand by the kitchen window smiling with a G & T in my hand and smiling like a loon.  TEN years have literally...

Well, that was different…

by | Mar 31, 2019 | Uncategorised

CAPTAINS LOG:  31st March I only bloody, fucking made it!!  Today is a momentous day for me and I am absolutely astounded.  In the early hours of this morning, the clocks finally went forward.   Why is it a momentous occasion?  My depression, whilst can and does...

My Mum wrote a Porno

by | Mar 24, 2019 | Uncategorised

CAPTAINS LOG: 24th March If you have never heard the Podcast ‘My Dad wrote a porno’ I would actively encourage you to do it.  It is ridiculously funny.  The Dad writes in a kind of Lady Chatterly /Dickensian (excuse the pun) way and his dialogue along with sexual...

If you’re happy and you know it….

by | Mar 17, 2019 | Uncategorised

CAPTAINS LOG: 17th March EVOLUTION is a wonderful thing.  Over time, we have gone from the downright fugly to the downright incredible.  Sorry Neanderthal man,  I’m sure at the time you thought you were quite the dandy man around the cave but seriously mate, you were...

Build me up Buttercup

by | Mar 10, 2019 | Uncategorised

CAPTAINS LOG: 10th March  FRIDAY was International Women’s Day…fabulous right? Isn’t it just so fabulous that we need a dedicated day to remind ourselves that we are capable and worthy of our world?   Yeah…fabulous!   DON’T get me wrong, I have no issue with...